I bet your mother wouldn’t like me She cooks paella, I don’t like meat That’s how it began, began Oh ooh oohI bet your mother wouldn’t like me She cooks paella, I don’t like meat That’s how it began, began Oh ooh ooh I bet your father wouldn’t get it Why am I seatin' eatin' carrot That’s cause I’m vegan, vegan (That's cause I’m vegan, vegan) (Cause I’m vegan) Ooh Shoot me, shoot me with your jokes Detox tea at 5 o’clock OK Baby cause I’m vegan I can’t even call you honey Every time we’re having beef Is my little suicide Vegan Give me ruccola, take my money Cause the grass is always greener On the other side Vegan Baby cause I’m vegan We met on Tinder, it’s our 1st date I hoped you’d be my vegan soulmate But it went awful, awful Oh ooh ooh I’m skinny not 'cause I don’t feel well But you keep asking 'bout my B12! (Man!) I’ve got my tofu, tofu Oh ooh ooh Boom, knock knock Shoot, shoot, shoot me with your jokes Detox tea at 5 o’clock Baby cause I’m vegan I can’t even call you honey Every time we’re having beef Is my little suicide Vegan Give me ruccola, take my money Cause the grass is always greener On the other side Vegan Baby cause I’m vegan Easy breezy lemon squeezy Holy moly guacamole Easy breezy lemon squeezy Holy moly guacamole And what about gym? What about big butts? You wanted see my proteins, so watch me going nuts Baby cause I’m vegan I can’t even call you honey Every time we’re having beef Is my little suicide Vegan Give me ruccola, take my money Cause the grass is always greener On the other side Vegan Baby cause I’m vegan
